The Most Awful Inventions Ever

Pure Genius

Even Albert Einstein is kicking himself in his grave for not coming up with this one first. How could he have missed it?! The swag, the practicality, it has it all. Say bye to obsolete tissue packets that embarrassingly sit in your pocket!

The Dogbrella Is So Hot Right Now

This lady either really loves her dog, or really hates it. On the one hand if it starts sprinkling the dog will be covered, on the other it appears to be completely sunny and this invention is so wack its embarrassing.

Paula Deen Would Be Proud

Who needs Chap Stick when you have a butter stick? Clog those arteries one application at a time baby!

The Selfie Bar

This is for those people who are serious about their selfies and who like some good scenery in the background of their photos. Also midgets, they need the extra extension for their selfies.

The Noodle Cooling Fan

Never worry about having to wait for your noodles to cool down. When you want the Ramen, you eat the Ramen, but only if you have the patented Noodle Cooler 360 here, only $15.99 at your local Wal-Mart.

Do the Plates Have Matching Indentations?

How does this work? What are you going to carry that is going to balance on those finger slot sand dunes you now have on your tray? They didn't think this one through.

This Gives a New Meaning to Smoke and Drive

Presenting the exhaust pipe cuisine cooker, just hook it up to your tail pipe and let the smog and carcinogens envelop your burger on the way to work! Who says men can't multi task?

Who Needs Books?

Whatever happened to the days when a book or magazine was all we needed to occupy ourselves while taking a deuce? If you have the time to work on your putting while you drop a log off you should probably see an internist, you might have a spastic colon.